Typical junkmail sent into NOVA's databanks... I wonder from whom. *eyes narrow*

General

1) What gender are you?
Female. If I wasn't then I could not be a Mistress.


2) What is your age?
I could expect this question from the Warden. Insensitive manchild...


3) Do you want a hug?
I'm sorry, but already gave me that riveting experience. */sarcasm*


4) Do you have any bad habits?
Not that I can recall.


5) What is your favorite food?
Cherise's cooking is... Adequate.



6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Mint chocolate-chip.


7) Are you a virgin?
... Do you wish to die?


8) Have you killed anyone?
Numerous times. Do not think I will be lenient with you.


9) Do you hate anyone?
Hmph. My list rises to 4.


10) Do you have any secrets?
Of course.


11) What is your favorite season?
There are no seasons in UltraPrison.


12) Who is your best friend(s)?
If you mean my allies in keeping order... Bruce, Cherise, and of course NOVA do a sufficient job.


13) What are your hobbies?
I have no hobbies other than keeping UltraPrison pristine.


14) What is your favorite drink?
A nice glass of Chardonnay that is aged to perfection goes well with any meal, I suppose.


15) When is your birthday?
Is that even relevant?


16) What age did you die?
I have not experienced death. Nor will I soon.


17) Are you nice or mean?
Leniency is for the weak.


18) Are you social or shy?
Shy is nothing but weakness of the mind.


19) What do you think of your parents?
....


20) What’s your weakness?
Hmph. As if I will disclose that information.


21) How long can you stay under water?
Enough if need be.


22) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Command, rule, and conquer.


23) Do you love someone?
.... No.


24) When was the last time you wet yourself.
*eyes narrow* Excuse me?


25) What's your favorite band?
The Time Police have adequate rhythms.


26) Ever worn a dress?
Yes. To that infernal ball...


27) How about eye-liner?
One such as myself must look pristine.


28) What do you consider fun in the daytime?
"Fun"? Why don't you ask NOVA what "fun" is? I'm sure she is more than willing to tell you.


29) At night?
.... NOVA. Attack maneuver delta.


30) Ever kissed anyone?
...... Make it maneuver beta.


31) ...Of the same gender?
....Alpha. Shall I keep going?


32) It's clear you're gay.
..... You will pay for your insolence.


33) Whats you're favorite thing to touch?
The wood of my riding crop. I dare you to comment.


34) Anyone loves you?
.... Hmph.


35) Whats your favorite color?
Pink is sufficient.


36) When was the last time you cried?
..... MUST you remind me of that horrid morning?!


37) Do you have a pet?
NOVA is trillions of times better than any rodent.


38) What did you name your pet?
NOVA.


39) Are you crazy?
It depends. Are you inept?


40) What are you?
A woman.


41) What's the end of your own story?
.... *sighs*

42)Any current urges
... To destroy whomever made me take this infernal questionnaire. >>

(OOC: For <3)